Perfect for
The Beautiful People
Disaffected college students who became that way by listening to too much Marilyn Manson in junior high
A certain one-time peroxide blonde who completely led on the author of this particular Demotivator during his senior year of high school in 1989
The author of this Demotivator, for being so utterly shallow that he let an obnoxious hot chick totally play him for a fool 16 years ago, and would again, if she would JUST CALL ME.... KATIE, IF YOU READ THIS, PICK UP THE PHONE AND DIAL ME. FOR REAL. I CAN'T FORGIVE YOU IF DON'T MAKE THE FIRST STEP. xo, J.B.

Perfect for
The loser who wrote Beauty
Disaffected college students

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ok you can go back to feeling sorry for me now. ohoh more reasons to angst for me: since i'm sick i'm relegated to eating steamed egg and other boring stuff. yayyy!